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Pizza Madness!

This is a story about how I almost died today.

I was eating a very yummy pizza at a very popular restaurant. I took a bite and started chewing. That’s when I felt something stick to the roof of my mouth. It hurt. I thought maybe it was a hard piece of crust but I couldn’t get it unstuck. So, I used my finger to try and pry it out. It started hurting more. What is this thing?!? I finally got it out and saw that it was a 1/4 inch thick metal bristle from a cleaning brush. How the heck did that get included as a topping on my pizza??? Had I swallowed it, it could have caused internal damage and even death!

And that my friends, is how I almost died today!

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